![]() ![]() Tyrion: We're going to meet the saviour! You should have told me! Who doesn't want to meet the saviour? Though it was during a tense moment, Pod throwing a rock at a fully-armed knight was pretty amusing.Arya acting more like she’s on her first date when she arrives at the House of Black and White.Bronn and his betrothed stroll through a beach, but he's completely aloof and uninvolved in her conversation about their wedding, and is instead concentrated in stone skipping.To general amusement, Sam relates the cowardice of Janos Slynt during the battle and how Sam found him in a puddle of his own making.The scene is even funnier after we meet Lyanna in person, as she is revealed to be every bit as blunt, willful and unyielding as the man who called her a "wretched girl." You get the sense that if they had met they would have either furiously despised each other or gotten along famously.Lyanna Mormont telling Stannis to shove off in her ten-year-old's handwriting.Sam: Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history Osiric Stark, was elected at age ten? When Shireen is teaching Gilly to read the alphabet, Sam chimes in from reading one of the historical books.The way she wiggles into the Hand of the King's chair is equal parts, " Yeah, that's right, this is my seat now deal with it", and " How did Father sit comfortably in this thing?" Cersei's body language during the Small Council meeting is understatedly funny.Upon hearing this, Kevan's face is basically the expression equivalent of a Flat "What". Cersei informs him that, apparently, the Master of War does not need to know anything about the diplomatic status of his kingdom. During the council meeting where Kevan is delivering his "Reason You Suck" Speech to Cersei, he demands to know where Jaime's gone.Note that the bounty hunters made an effort to replicate Tyrion's scar from the Battle of Blackwater.Qyburn then asks for the head for his wacky experiments, which nonpluses the men who brought it even more. Tyrion muses, "How many dwarfs are there in the world? Is Cersei going to kill them all?" Gilligan Cut to a severed dwarf head (which resembles Tyrion's) being placed on a table before Cersei.Best part of her for the best part of me. Varys: Cersei has offered a lordship to the man who brings her your head. Lord Royce doesn't bother to hide his contempt, while Littlefinger provides somewhat disingenuous/backhanded praise. ![]() ![]() The little wimpy yelps he does throughout getting his ass schooled doesn't help matters either. Lord Robin Arryn's training session at Runestone mainly showcases his complete ineptitude with a sword.The beginning of one scene has her finishing off a glass and then by the ending she's grabbed another glass to drink as she leaves. Cersei is hitting the booze hard, almost every scene she's in features her drinking wine.Give props to Melisandre for producing an Uncomfortable Elevator Moment in a world where lifts are so rare. Jon feels the need to break the ice with Melisandre while they're ascending up the Wall in the crank lift to speak to Stannis and she asks him out of nowhere if he's a virgin.This time Cersei strolls past him wordlessly when he starts to condemn Varys. Pycelle also keeps being ignored, which is by now a Running Gag.There's also Kevan Lannister treating his son, Lancel's whole born-again religious conversion as if it were an annoying, childish phase, like being emo or goth.Cersei: What could you possibly have done to warrant my forgiveness?Ĭersei: I doubt you've ever led anyone anywhere. ![]()
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